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[stilldontgotit]

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So... suppose you've been dating someone for, say, about a year. Your first anniversary's coming up, and you really want to blow them away.

[Heh, heh. It's something that's been on his mind for several days now. A whole year is a big deal for someone whose last romantic affairs ended in utter despair. Or heartbreak, at the very least.]

I've got a few ideas, but... well, I don't want to give her anything short of the best. I want it to be something she'll remember.

So, yeah, if anyone's got suggestions, I'm all ears.

[Whew. There. That wasn't so bad, right?]

Public;

And by the way, for any New Feathers out there... No, you're not dreaming. No, the Malnosso aren't the ones who brought you here. Yes, there are people with magic, talking ponies, dragons, and turtles, and the barrier's unbreakable.

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...Also, can I talk to you for a second? There's something I want to show you.

[ooc: some replies may be slow while I double check a few things! if it looks like I've skipped your tag, don't worry; I'll get to 'em ASAP. :)]

Comments

[stilldontgotit]

Even if we are, I'm pretty sure she's not into that.

[originaljackass]

Are you sure?

[stilldontgotit]

Yes. That, and throwing another person into the mix opens up a whole new can of worms, especially in a committed relationship.

It's... just not our style.

[originaljackass]

I'm concerned that you don't have any.

[stilldontgotit]

Oh yeah? And what do you consider style? Besides what you already suggested.

[originaljackass]

Style is instinctive. If, for instance, you need advice on dating? You've already lost.

[stilldontgotit]

Well, it's not like I don't have some ideas of I own. It just never hurts to have options and ideas to work with.

[Either way, he doesn't sound too offended. He favors sincerity over style, really.]

[originaljackass]

I'd suggest a good shave, a nice suit, and seeking out some unique entertainment. It's not much, but anyone can pull that off.

[stilldontgotit]

True. If I clean up a little and dress for the occasion, she'll know it's a big deal. That she's a big deal.

But what exactly do you consider unique entertainment?

[There's always Cloud Nine, but he's not sure who's even in charge these days.]

[originaljackass]

Got any musical friends? Women love music. Get someone to play some music to a dinner and you'll be on your way to scoring that night.

[stilldontgotit]

Can't say I know that many musicians, but I know there has to be at least a small handful around the village. Could always try to scope one of them out and see if they're up for it.

[originaljackass]

There you go. Half a plan, already. Now you just gotta figure what you'll do once you get back to her place.

[stilldontgotit]

Oh, I've already got that squared away. We kind of live together, so that's probably the easiest part to sort out.

[But he's trying not to imply anything here because, yeah. Personal stuff.]

[originaljackass]

Her room or yours?

[Unless it's the same room. In which case, way to go kiddo.]

[stilldontgotit]

[...Well, this sure got awkward fast. He's really not the kinda guy to go into that much detail with someone he doesn't really know, so uh. Give him a second while he mulls over a proper response.]

That'd be between the two of us.

[originaljackass]

[That's bro code for "hell yes".]

Kid. Not bad. Not bad at all. Is she hot?

[stilldontgotit]

[Subject change, good. This he can handle.]

She's beautiful, and she's pretty tough in her own right. I know I'd hate to end up against her in a real fight.

[Ninjas like her are pretty darn lethal.]

[originaljackass]

You should always be careful with women who can kick your ass. Because someday they might.

[stilldontgotit]

And she probably could if she really wanted to. The fact that she hasn't yet's a pretty good sign.

[originaljackass]

Doesn't mean it won't happen eventually.

[stilldontgotit]

Then maybe I should sleep with one eye open, just to be safe.

[originaljackass]

I'd suggest alternating. Keep them moist.